HARD AT WORK

... even when we shop for books. I know what you're thinking: sitting outside with shopping penguins is not hard work, but let me assure you, it is. We had to travel, IN THE COLD, in a northerly direction even!, to get to this Smart Centre where they were selling books. Yes, lots and lots of places sell books, but we wanted to try a new place, look for fresh finds. Now, as it turns out, Smart Centres don't have bookstores. They have things like hardware, DIY and craft stores, so now we have also learned to do a bit of research before heading to a place so cold that penguins are mascots. We settled on looking for books on how to build your own lesbian, but there weren't any (which I think is a total niche market for a witty writer!)

Okay, it wasn't bitterly cold, but it was, you know, Canadian cold, and that's cold enough. Plus we had to walk uphill to get there, for, I dunno, maybe 100 feet. ONE HUNDRED FEET UPHILL! Exhausing! But we do it for you, our loyal visitors to LesbianFunWorld. I know it wasn't snowing or raining or anything -- but really, how much do you expect us to sacrifice? Is our tired flesh not enough for you?! Such hard work, hard, hard work. Because we’re dedicated like that.